Dear Mayor Nutter,

Your Streets Department’s UnLitter Us campaign with it’s ‘firm commitment to attack litter on every front’ is noble, but may I suggest that you you start a little closer to home and clean up that box of shit outside of City Hall.

Thank youuuuuuu,

Conrad

UPDATE (1/24): The good people at UnLitter Us Philly emailed me over the weekend to thank me for bring this to their attention, and to let me know they took care of it…  Damn, maybe I should send a Tweet about legalizing gay marriage and get that all straightened out too. Power to the blog!